SONGSTORY

Welcome to our blog,

Dave is a resigned scuba diver. He has experienced many different realms and dwellings, most recently living on a Thai Buddhist monastery. He has recently started this music blog, which is what I’m going to tell you about.

It is all in the grand scheme of his sub-career, his goal; enlightenment through blogs. The time and place he stumbled upon this realization is a funny story; all revolving among a wavelength of pets. Giuseppe, a dog Dave stumbled upon while frolicking in south East Asia, inspired the torture in most of Dave’s critical reviews. You see, Giuseppe had a terrible disease where he never developed an anal canal. He had the opening sphincter to the canal, but no opening at the end. This terrible syndrome spurred a terrible, as you can imagine, growth in the dog. In fact, many native folk were so familiar with Giuseppe, they renamed him “elephantidog”. Dave was affected by this poor pup; he was touched to the bone. Thus, inspiring Dave’s radical temperament.

Not unlike Marlon Brando circa streetcar named desire, Dave sometimes rips electronics out of the wall and hurls them out his apartment window, sometimes even hurting old ladies. Though, offhand, Dave is a character of good taste and well-rounded fun. His jokes are always funny, no matter what-but never crazily over the top, and never dull. In this way is Dave’s fascination with music really shines through.

If any of you have ever met the guy, you’ll understand what I mean when I say his smile screams “I like a good hot dog, but I simply love good music”. He recently discovered his love for reviewing tracks, sharing his interest in samples, and most obviously; blog entries. I trust this boy, for he, is a man now.

Enjoy…